New clients are to complete an application for an appointment prior to discussing a possible session.

• You are to be brief with answers on my contact form and succinct about your desires for our potential time together.

• After confirming a time and date for our session, there will be a non-refundable deposit fee paid in advance (see Tribute & Deposit section below), and then we can start planning and discussing details. Do not send a deposit until it is requested.

• Confirmation of our engagement is required two (2) days prior to session via email.

• Please always reply to the last email exchanged between us and never create or start a email new thread. Please wait for my response to the last email sent before “double” emailing me. Creating a new email thread or writing me when I have not yet replied to the previous email is a surefire way to upset your Mistress!

• All clients will shower on site prior to session even if you claim you just showered.

• Always be sure to do a water only “enema” prior to session if we are to engage in anal play beyond a finger or small toy (see Hygiene section for directions on proper administration).

• I DO NOT DO SAME OR NEXT DAY APPOINTMENTS. Patience is the key to paradise with this Mistress! I am booked in advance but I can sometimes fulfill a three (3) hour or longer outcall to a 4 or 5 star hotel in NYC with limited notice if all screening information is sent properly in your initial contact form (P411 does not count) and a deposit is received immediately after being requested.

• I will offer you my soonest availability when you request to see me. If you question my date options and request a sooner date (trust me, there are no sooner dates available) then I know that you a) have bad boundaries b) don't understand how good I am c) don't think I'm worth the wait- don't make me question your intelligence before the first date.

• I do not offer doubles (unless a personally known to me provider) or couples sessions for our first meeting and couples sessions will incur an additional $500/hour. I will never provide a stud!

I screen very thoroughly. Security and privacy are important for us to establish a safe, open, and honest relationship. It is necessary for my security to verify everyone with whom I may meet. My screening process is discreet and your privacy is very important to me. Any information given to me will be treated with the utmost confidentiality. I cannot easily screen a third person, whether your partner or another provider, so I request that we meet alone for our first encounter.

I require a minimum of two (2) active and reputable provider references in the form of their name and email address. Reputable providers are those who are known to me, have a website (not just an ad), and usually have an established Twitter page. If you are new and have never seen a provider or have been absent from the hobby for a few years, please read on to the next section.

It is appreciated if you provide a link to their website in addition to their name and email address. If you only provide me with a link to their website, this will NOT do; I should never have to lift a pretty little finger to find their contact information. I find it insulting when clients only provide a website. Phone numbers are useless to me and if a provider cannot handle an inbox, then they are not a reputable provider to me, and you will need to find another way to get verified.

I personally do not speak to clients outside of email until they have been seen by me. A request to engage in any other manner with me via phone, text, or video chat prior to our first meeting will incur an additional fee and it should be offered before any request is made. I have no time for inquiries that are uncertain or not 100% convinced that I am your Mistress.

IF YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A PROVIDER BEFORE OR HAVE NO ACTIVE REFERENCES:

If you have no references then, where you would enter provider references on my contact form, please provide me with the following: a link to your public LinkedIn profile and/or a link to a professional business website or both where your name and contact information are shown. If you do not have either, please write me a nice, courteous message explaining that you do not have either but offer other ways that you can prove your identity and make me feel secure that you’re not a jerk, pig, or serial killer.

Once your contact form is received, and if it looks like you are an intelligent and thoughtful human being, I will write back and request that one or all of the following be provided to me: a photograph of a government issued ID with personal information covered or blurred out (such as your home address) but leaving your name, date of birth, photo, and full name. A LinkedIn, work ID with your picture, a photo of your business card, or an email sent to me (to a non-risqué email address that I can provide) from your business email is also required. Most unexpired government issued IDs will suffice in addition to professional looking work information to prove to me that you are a functional human. Following my instructions and jumping through my hoops also proves your intelligence and devotion.scription

Full tribute is expected at beginning of session to be left where I can see it or directly handed to me; I should never have to inquire about this exchange. My tribute amounts start at $3000 for a three (3) hour minimum. I may do a two hour session on a case by case basis with established Ramona men for $2500.

Longer dates such as five (5) hours, six (6) hours, or eight (8) hours have a tribute of that number times $1000. Overnights are $8000 and approximately twelve hours with hopefully seven hours of sleep. 24 hour dates or longer have a tribute that is on a case by case basis.

Please inquire directly about longer engagements and travel adventures. You have the option of using gift cards, electronic payment such as Cash App or Zelle, or Bitcoin to pay my tribute if you are an established client. First time clients must use cash.

All money is good money but hundred dollar bills are preferred and I want them organized and front facing. If you pay in 20s then you’re an asshole. If you feel you must put my tribute in an envelope, do not lick the envelope or write on the envelope! I will reuse it as I send mail frequently.

I say "no" to others when I say "yes" to you. This reservation fee or “deposit” does not count toward the tribute on the day of our date and is 100% non-refundable for any reason unless I cancel. If you need to postpone or reschedule, you will need to pay an additional deposit for the new date, even with generous notice. Please scroll on to see my cancellation policy. I am booked up in advance often so I will reiterate this fact: I say "no" to others when I say "yes" to you.

Again, the reservation fee is separate from my tribute the day that we tryst. For longer sessions or special engagements, the reservation fee and a potential deposit/early portion of the tribute terms will be negotiated on a case by case basis. There is no true discount in my tribute breakdown for seeing me for a longer session as the experience doesn't cheapen the more time we spend together.

Required deposits, and any other session planning payments, may be sent to the email address that I have provided to you. These electronic gift cards are the only acceptable methods of online payment: Whole Foods, Uber, Lyft, or Amazon. Uber and Lyft have a $200 limit and the Whole Foods maximum gift card amount is $500. Amazon is the best way to send large amount with a $2000 max but increments of $500 are preferred.

If you do not feel comfortable sending a deposit electronically, then please purchase a physical Uber, Lyft, or Amazon gift card for the appropriate amount, scratch off the silver coating on the back, and send me the combination of numbers and letters underneath the silver foil. Please also send a photograph of the code on the back of the card after you have scratched off the silver foil in addition to typing me the combination of numbers and letters. These gift cards cards can be purchased at Walgreens or an equivalent store.

Never, under any circumstances, send me a deposit before we confirm our meeting; only send it after I clearly ask for your deposit. Never send the full tribute before we meet unless previously confirmed.

DO NOT SEND A DEPOSIT BEFORE I ASK FOR ONE!

Please remit 50% of my tribute for cancellations within 48 hours and my full tribute is expected for cancellations within 24 hours or less of our established date. Overnights require half the amount if canceled within the same week and the full amount if canceled within 48 hours. Overnights are no joke and take serious planning! Tour is also no joke and it is a huge deal when you cancel. If you cancel within two weeks of seeing me on tour then I require half of the tribute and within a week the full tribute to be sent within 48 hours of cancellation.

I will accept electronic gift cards from Whole Foods or Amazon for the total amount of the cancellation fee in lieu of more conventional electronic funds (send these cards in increments of $500 and make sure they add up to the total amount). Please text me in addition to an email if you need to cancel within 24 hours as a sign of respect for my time. The deposit paid for the cancelled session is not refundable or transferable to another date. I expect a monetary gesture or a gift off my wish list for cancellations within the week of us meeting. Gestures of respect and generosity will ensure that our relationship has a future.